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A few things I have learned from being in Japan for the past week and a half:

• There are manga dedicated strictly to teaching golf techniques.
• Women in kimonos are Hot. That is hot with a capital h.
• While generally more polite then their North American counterparts, Japanese homeless people are just as insane and smelly.
• 3 days in Tokyo is enough to turn your snot black from breathing all the crap in the air.
  

UPDATE: One more thing added to the list

• Walking for twelve hours straight is enough to give one a case of crotch rot that would rival a jew lost in the desert.