if ($drunk == true) { never_do_this_again(); }

So I was cleaning out the kitchen a bit today and I noticed the bottle of sake on the counter. It still had a fair bit in it. I said to myself, "You know, self, you might as well get this experiment over with." The taste of alcohol is repugnant. It makes me want to throw up, but I decided to finish the bottle off in one fell swig. I got out my cup, filled it up with the rest of the sake , stuck it in the microwave and downed the whole thing in one go.

I vow here and now to never drink again.

I feel like I am sick. Kinda woozy and I want to take a nap. I don't think I am actually drunk because I have full mental and physical capabilities (I tested that by picking up a jo and doing some stuff). But I have a growing headache and I feel like if I let it my balance would make an attempt to desert me. My stomach is screaming at me and releasing vast quantities of gas.

If this is the result of drinking, I can't see the appeal.